Kappa-Slappa is a female townie/chav. They have long hair tied back extremely tight and have at least three piercings in each ear. They also wear soverign rings, one for each finger which are accompanied by smaller rings. Trademark jewellery is the hideous clown pendent worn around the neck.
Clothing is sportswear like male chavs and they wear heavy make-up. They will have tatoos and most will either be pregnant or would have already had a baby. Every single one is sexually active and have a thing for violent hooligans who deal drugs and steal cars.
Common in town centres and dodgy streets and are often seen with their male counterparts drinking cider and smoking weed. Most are aged between 12-19 and most younger ones (12-15) date men in their late twenties who are in the Army.
Prime enemy is the Gothic/Greb girl who wears all black. Despite wearing too much jewellery and make-up some Kappa-Slappas can be attractive compared to Gothic/Greb girls however most Kappa-Slappas cannot pronounce words very well and swear so that is the big put off plus when it comes to relationships they are hard to trust and will cheat on anyone they date but this is usually done t the same time as their boyfriend is cheating on them.
Clothing is sportswear like male chavs and they wear heavy make-up. They will have tatoos and most will either be pregnant or would have already had a baby. Every single one is sexually active and have a thing for violent hooligans who deal drugs and steal cars.
Common in town centres and dodgy streets and are often seen with their male counterparts drinking cider and smoking weed. Most are aged between 12-19 and most younger ones (12-15) date men in their late twenties who are in the Army.
Prime enemy is the Gothic/Greb girl who wears all black. Despite wearing too much jewellery and make-up some Kappa-Slappas can be attractive compared to Gothic/Greb girls however most Kappa-Slappas cannot pronounce words very well and swear so that is the big put off plus when it comes to relationships they are hard to trust and will cheat on anyone they date but this is usually done t the same time as their boyfriend is cheating on them.
"Shut it oor i get me boyfriend who'll f***** smak ya in da face"
"I hate that b**** am gonna smak ha coz she keeps starin at my lad"
"Look at dat mingin goff b**** am gonna smak ha"
"I hate that b**** am gonna smak ha coz she keeps starin at my lad"
"Look at dat mingin goff b**** am gonna smak ha"
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Swapping 20's is trading child and adulthood horror stories with someone new encountered in public life as a way of bonding with them and creating the first strains of friendship with them. Derived from "What's your 20", CB lingo for "your location" or "where you're at."
In "female rules", if she wants to be seen as "a nice person", and therefore easy to manipulate later on, the recipient is supposed to reciprocate with similar personal revelations. Often involves confessing scandalously damaging personal information, liberally sprinkled with Dr. Phil-style psychobabble.
Eventually backfires.
Examples:
1) New female doctor you encountered in grocery store wants to be friends with you, so she confesses to you she sleeps with all her younger male patients, then asks you for your advice when she confesses one of them may be gay and might have given her a disease. Four days after you meet her.
2) New female stranger you ran into at a rock club wants to be friends with you, so her first-ever phone call to you is about how her father molested her as a child. The night of the day you meet her.
3) Distant female acquaintance you've seen once or twice at school wants to step up the next level to friendship, so one night out of the blue you get a phone call from her, find out she got your number from someone who shouldn't have given it, and she wants to talk with you at length about her extensive liposuction surgeries and suicidal feelings. Suddenly. Over wine. RIGHT NOW.
The above are yet continuing example of why I agree with men that most women are pathologically insane.
And I'm a woman.
In "female rules", if she wants to be seen as "a nice person", and therefore easy to manipulate later on, the recipient is supposed to reciprocate with similar personal revelations. Often involves confessing scandalously damaging personal information, liberally sprinkled with Dr. Phil-style psychobabble.
Eventually backfires.
Examples:
1) New female doctor you encountered in grocery store wants to be friends with you, so she confesses to you she sleeps with all her younger male patients, then asks you for your advice when she confesses one of them may be gay and might have given her a disease. Four days after you meet her.
2) New female stranger you ran into at a rock club wants to be friends with you, so her first-ever phone call to you is about how her father molested her as a child. The night of the day you meet her.
3) Distant female acquaintance you've seen once or twice at school wants to step up the next level to friendship, so one night out of the blue you get a phone call from her, find out she got your number from someone who shouldn't have given it, and she wants to talk with you at length about her extensive liposuction surgeries and suicidal feelings. Suddenly. Over wine. RIGHT NOW.
The above are yet continuing example of why I agree with men that most women are pathologically insane.
And I'm a woman.
"Yeah, Kate and I were swapping 20's last night over sangria and the stuff she wanted to talk about got out of hand."
"Say, I hear you and Marilyn swapped 20's last night. Did she talk about her 1979 flirtation with bestiality?"
"One reason women's relationships with men go wrong is they decide they and the guy should swap 20's the day after they just met."
"Say, I hear you and Marilyn swapped 20's last night. Did she talk about her 1979 flirtation with bestiality?"
"One reason women's relationships with men go wrong is they decide they and the guy should swap 20's the day after they just met."
by Heatherofthetorah June 13, 2007
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noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
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Because their star player was stricken with a bout of swampass at a pivotal point in the game, the favored team lost the soccer championship.
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Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.
Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.
Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.
Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
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