A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 22, 2024
by Glumbert November 30, 2023
lengthy period of time where one continues to live or exist while simultaneously
fighting off the feeling of starvation due to a
steep caloric deficit during a cut
fighting off the feeling of starvation due to a
steep caloric deficit during a cut
by Kaniiberry October 17, 2024
The act of surviving in the wild or other such similar environments that require good survival skills.
by Chezaboo November 08, 2021
by Woodchucks February 28, 2022
Alex’s Survival is a brand, founded by “Alex 🤍#8072” on Discord. The brand originated from Alex’s Survival World name “Alex’s Survival”. In November of 2021, Alex founded the official Alex’s Survival DISCORD SERVER. The invite link to the server is found in Alex’s “About Me” on Discord today.
The brand eventually expanded to Twitter too (@AlexSurvivalCo), along with having its own Media Manager, and the Discord Server saw a bit of growth. It was accused of being a blood gang in a server called “Dismal”, but it was later false.
Today, Alex makes updates needed for the Alex’s Survival brand name, and the ownership was split
The brand eventually expanded to Twitter too (@AlexSurvivalCo), along with having its own Media Manager, and the Discord Server saw a bit of growth. It was accused of being a blood gang in a server called “Dismal”, but it was later false.
Today, Alex makes updates needed for the Alex’s Survival brand name, and the ownership was split
by Alex’s Survival August 29, 2022
Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.
Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.
Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest
Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.
Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest
by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023