russian submarine

The act of taking a shit and freezing it, then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse whit the frozen dookie (the shit).

"The dildos were on high demand, so Shaqueefah decided to make a russian submarine."

by Seymoure Assholes April 6, 2007

Velcro Submarine

When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.

"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"

by tlmal89 September 21, 2011

Mayonaise Submarine

A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.

Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"

by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011

Chicken Submarine

Placing the carcass of a roast chicken in a friend's bed/under the pillow.

Rob Joy was whipped in Magaluf so I chicken submarined him.

by StellaBnL March 8, 2011

Bloody Submarine

It's when you poke a bitch and find out the tampon is still in.

I took a girl home from the bar last night and didnt know i was gonna have to go on a bloody submarine ride. I thought i was gonna have to Tony Danza the bitch, but i got her back by finger blasting her and sticking my fingers in her mouth.

by CyberDeamon May 6, 2010

Turkish Submarine

When you have gas that is so bad, inside a dorm, car, office, etc, that the fumes give you a headache.

Man I ate Taco-Bell before my shift and then turned the office into a Turkish Submarine!

by BARRY "O-Town" June 25, 2010

Titanic submarine

Titanic submarine, idk how to spell it, a group of five people goes in expedition to achieve their journey, going to see the titanic, but it went wrong. The oxygen level went decrease as they go down, and then, they died because of the lack oxygen. It recent turns into a meme, well.. sorta (inspiration from lesson in meme culture)

Titanic submarine? More like unsafe submarine! That was not a good joke was it?

by Unauthorizedplayer123 June 29, 2023