cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

Studging

Staring and Judging... enough said

Stop studging me!

by Slick12 March 18, 2011

Cock Scuagling

An action in which someone chokes on a dick that has cum on it

Your a cock scuagling motha fucka

by RobotSF August 17, 2019

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008

slugging

The act of vaginal penetration whilst inebriated and unable to sustain a full erection.

A stubborn attempt at sexual intercourse whilst physically unable to satisfy either party due to an excessive amount of alcohol consumed. Specifically resulting in a less than fully erect penis being forced uncomfortably into the intended recipient, 'like a slug'.

'man, i was with this steaming chick last night but i was so drunk i ended up slugging her.'

'this guy the other night was slugging me for about an hour before i made him stop, it was so disappointing'

'i don't really know what happened, i think we had sex but its more likely that i just slugged her.'

by drunksexisbad December 2, 2009

Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.

Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.

by BobSutan. August 19, 2009

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009