alex stanton

a bitch

normal guy (not a cunt): hey have you met ALEX STANTON
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch

by Oscar-is-a-penis-cunt-69-69. December 6, 2017

Irelyn Stanton

Irelyn’s are pretty, smart, loyal, thiiiccc 🤤 and she got big tits, she’s anti social tho until someone talks to her first, then she’s getts hella annoying. She’s gotta attitude and can be bitchy, but dude she fucking freeeaky 😍🤤

“Is your name Irelyn Stanton? Damnnn you thiccccc!” *drools*

by loony_looserx December 11, 2019

cutter stanton

super tight pussy. loves shoving huge dildos up asshole

i am cutter stanton

by jace_blair2 April 11, 2024

New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years

Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!

by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025

Quote the Stoat

To tell a fib or to make something up.

To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.

To invent statistics from thin air.

Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.

I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.

by eviljoy January 13, 2010