Stephen

Surprisingly fat for one who plays so much sport.

Guy 1 "Is Stephen joining us for dinner? "
Guy 2 "That fat bastard can't even fit through the front door these days"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah...diabetic prick!"

by Joe Crockest December 19, 2019

Stephen

The best friend a person could have. They are known to have the best and biggest dicks. They are the best at making love and fucking. Not only do they have a good sense of humor but they have huge cocks

Always go to a Stephen if you want a good night

by Sum ting Wong July 20, 2020

Stephen

The given name of “Stephen” spelled with a “ph” in the middle - instead of “v” - are notorious for having personalities akin to virgin, Christian camp guidance councilors for preteen.

Stephen? With a ph? Does that stand for pussy hole?? Fuck that douche.

by CrumpledSteak September 21, 2021

Stephen

A fat, slow, surprisingly good pencil artist who watches MLP and tells everyone he's a hypocrite just so he can pretty much get away with anything. He also goes by the name of "Paul", and when you pronounce "Stephen" as it's spelled, he shouts "STEVEN" at you. He is an intelligent and musical person. He can be oversensitive at times, but most of the time he isn't.

My baby boy crawled faster than 10 Stephens today!

by SnowBall61 March 27, 2015

Stephen

A name given to you if your parents knew you would be a complete failure, so decisded to start it off with a GAY name

"He is going to be a complete failure"

"yes, i know, lets call him Stephen"

by Ice Queen666 August 6, 2009

Stephen

He is very ugly very non athletic and very mean .

You are Stephen

by Jo Lee October 7, 2018

Stephen

A fucking cunt that loves black cock and has no hair line

Stephen wheres your hairline

by Ha,ha, July 25, 2019