n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
by DudeA March 23, 2009
Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.
Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.
Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.
by elemental June 22, 2005
A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.
Ellen is such a friend stalker, she won't stop calling me! I don't even like her!
by Jaja A August 12, 2006
A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.
Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?
by KidCuervo February 27, 2013
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A person who uses your eBay feedback page to see what sex toys, cosmetics, lingerie you think you are buying in the privacy of your own home.
Damn! I never should have told that guy I dated what my eBay handle was. He's probably an eBay Stalker.
Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.
Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.
Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.
Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.
by Fat boy in the basement May 28, 2005
people who are incapable of taking a hint and continue to expect some sort of payoff in their countless attempts to hook in the object of their idolatry.
the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.
the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.
the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.
the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.
Beth: I don't get it. I've made it quite clear to him that there is nothing between us and there will never be... and he's still in pursuit of me!
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.
by J.Flry December 17, 2011