Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

stale tea

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.

After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

stale cornchip

Something no longer of concern or interest, "old hat"

He was complaining again about his manager at Taco Bell, but I feel that's just stale cornchip.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017

stale bread

your only meal once a month

mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread

by Katie yEeYeE December 3, 2019

Staling

To stall an event or process as the dictator of a country.

"He's not even conquered Finland yet, they must be staling."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

Stale froot loop

A boring uninteresting crazy psycho that seems to ruin everything good that ever happens to you

Calm down you stale fucking froot loop

Everything was good till you got here you stale froot loop

Goddammit you stale froot loop would you just like go? I've had anough of you

by Crazyfrootie112 April 22, 2017

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023