Staggin

When a person takes a long time to get some where.
When a person is always late.

Damn that kid is staggin like a motha fucka.

by stagmaster September 5, 2011

Staggering Pirate

A sexual act, in which, the male is having sex with the female doggy-style and pretends to cum. When the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his ejaculate into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. The male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female AKA the staggering pirate.

Dude whats up with your chick's eye?" "Oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate I gave her last week.

by BongHeadDude July 17, 2011

shit staggering

shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right

man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?

man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys

by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009

8 Stages of gaydom

Thug, Nigga, Masculine, Inbetween, Fems, Flams, Queen, Cunts

That boy looks like a girl he is a cunt that is one of the 8 stages of gaydom

by Dayvon June 24, 2007

the six stages of boredom

yes

i am at stage five of the six stages of boredom joe.

by Londos April 12, 2023

Smaggs

A girl who appears in Porno's and is dirtier than the whole population of Andorra, but the like you will never ever Meet...or Meat.

Christ! She's swollowed every drop of those 300 men, she's proper Smaggs.

by Dazma October 25, 2004

Swaggsta

A very sexy walk of a woman.

Lori's walk is very swaggsta.

by Swagga January 16, 2008