squirrel

any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.

squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

Squirreling

To stock up on drinks before the end of happy hour or last call

Natalie started squirreling when she heard 2 for 1 drinks were about to end.

by FlipCup1023 January 13, 2013

squirrel

A funny name for a funny creature.

The squirrel is eating my nuts of pea.

by B.S.S.M December 8, 2003

squirreled

After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.

Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!

by zostron3030 March 13, 2008

Squirreling

The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.

Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.

by Thebushyc May 6, 2015

squirrel

Me

Me: I'm a squirrel
Friend: nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

squirrel

animal, small rodent with a bushey tail

The squirrel grabbed to acorn and took off into the tree.

by ilovebirds2424 December 18, 2014