Smountain Fresh

Something that smells like shit that shouldn't, like when someone blasts ass beside you in a restaurant or pub

Damn, ever since those guys at the next table started dropping ass this bar has gone Smountain Fresh!

by Poopadynitz October 16, 2013

Spontaneous Staredown

The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.

It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.

by Birduarent May 8, 2014

spontaneous pajama day

When one wears the clothes they wore to bed to school or work the next day without changing. In some cases, the individual puts on the clothes they'd like to wear the next day on at night and sleeps in them.

I had zero stress this morning about what to wear because of my spontaneous pajama day.

by loucaster November 16, 2014

spontuneous

A song that gets stuck in your head without prompting. Also, any opportunity to break out randomly into song. Often related to an earworm

I found myself spontuneously humming "Piece by Piece" under my breath.

When I complained that it was "hot in here," my friend spontuneously sang "so take off all your clothes..." UGH!

by HappyGrrrl June 6, 2016

Scountice

Something unbelievably stupid that leaves you question how something do be that dumb

Ex: that kid is such a scountice

by Scounticer September 14, 2019

splunter

The act of scissoring between two men.

Dan and Kent had an erotic evening of love making filled with spluntering.

by Rod Power November 20, 2020

Whale Spout

The Whale Spout is when a guy is jacking off and spouts cum all over his partner. He then proceeds to pee all over the room while screaming like a whale

Damn bro, I think Jenna loved the Whale Spout I gave her the other night!

by Dequarious Demarcus Bartholemy March 16, 2022