spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008

spank yer monkey

to give oneself manual gratification.
i.e to masturbate

bob got turned down so much last night he went home and we yelled Bob go spank yer monkey

by i.p freely July 24, 2008

spank bank

The catalog of women in one's mind one uses to masturbate to. see Masturbaceous

Damn that bitch is fine, I'm definately going to add her to my spank bank.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Spank Meat

Slut. Whore. Well used pussy.

Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.

My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Spank Wangler

A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.

Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.

1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.

by millrat08 November 22, 2013