Sazed

To be severely phased, schooled, rawked, or otherwise "put in your place"
(Always used in passive form)

Ohhh you were dead wrong! You got SAZED!

by Ek December 1, 2003

Soredom

to be so sore that you don't even know what to do with yourself. You feel like you want DIE of soredom. Like you've just worked so hard that you feel like soredom is the only word possible to describe how sore you are.

oh my god.. i've been snow boarding for 3 hours and now i'm in soredom

by Ian footpenis December 20, 2010

Sozeo

The sexiest mf, love you Jack 🖕😚

“Sozeo is one sexy mf”
“Sozeo is my fav mutual”

by Sexy girl april May 6, 2021

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Kwame-Sized It!

To f-up in a really, really big way. As big as the Mayor of Detroit.

I didn't just mess up, I Kwame-Sized It!

by BrendaB October 4, 2008

call me someday

the phrase you want to utter after the best lay of your life so far has dumped you for another, but you refrain because you don't want to sound pathetic. nevertheless, deep down you hope they'll come to their senses and come crawling back for more 'cause you, too, were the best lay of their life so far.

i emailed said person to let said person know that i was no longer interested in seeing said person. and when said person dropped by that night to pick up said person's stuff, all i wanted to say was, "call me someday." instead, said person just shrugged and apologized, and i just muttered, "it's okay."

by Furrowed Brow April 21, 2004

Kaiser Soze

a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.

"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"

by dirtystan August 8, 2006