Bally socialist

A rich person trying to seem poorer than they are by sending their kids to a public school and then boast about how rich they are.

PERSON 1: Look at that kid, he looks so rich
PERSON 2: Must be a Bally socialist.

by thejpt March 8, 2023

Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

by BlankShouter March 17, 2023

Aquarium socialist

An aquarium socialist is part of a left wing minority in a generally anti-left wing party, usually liberal or conservative in nature if not name. They are generally kept around in a tokenistic manner to foster the myth that the party they are in is democratic and ideologically pluralistic, but are never allowed to attain any serious power within that party. The more right wing factions in the party will behave as aggrieved narcissists and begrudge them forever if they succeed for a while in attaining power over the party despite their efforts.

Examples include progressive Democrats in the USA and the left wing of the UK Labour Party (for most of the last 40 years)

"No we can't split the vote by having an actually left wing party, we have to vote for the lesser evil or <greater evil> will win."

"Bro, we've been doing this shit your way for decades and got nothing to show for it. We'e tried voting for the lesser evil and impotently whining that we're still stuck with evil. It hasn't worked, it won't work. Stop being an aquarium socialist and help us build a real alternative."

by Il Senza Preteze May 14, 2025

YouTube Socialist Community

A community with kids and teenagers (some may be adults) who has a username like “S1LLY_L0VER” with their favorite character in it. Or maybe “1_LUV_” and then their favorite character. They also hate Neal Mohan because they think he terminates their channels. They are known for making posts with “share this post if you hate” and then they put their least favorite character, a bad user, or anything they hate. This community was formed by 7 users in spring 2024. And now theirs like 2000 of them users in there

Me: I’m finna go join the YouTube socialist community

Person 2: ight bet

by SSSophieRain June 14, 2025

Socialists

kids and teenagers (some adults) on YouTube who has a username like “S1LLY_L0VER” with their favorite character in it. Or maybe “1_LUV_” and then their favorite character. They also hate Neal Mohan because they think he terminates their channels when they don’t realize YouTube relies on AI for giving out community guidelines violations . They are known for making posts with “share this post if you hate” and then they put their least favorite character, a bad user, or anything they hate. They also have such other things like Roblox, deviant art, Picsart, They hate lots of YouTubers for their actions, little do they know that hatred is a sin and that Jesus Christ says you should forgive and love people no matter what, and they call that an opinion? Oh fuck no, they better quit doing that shit

Person 1: I am getting sick of being hated, that’s it! I’m leaving that shit socialists community

by SSSophieRain June 16, 2025

Dixieland Socialist

A White Southerner who advocates for socialism without actually practicing it or reading the works from Socialist/Communist authors and Thought-Leaders or thinks they are a socialist when in reality they barely know the basic principals of socialism.

Bob's application got rejected, he's a Dixieland Socialist.

by EmpDaylight April 11, 2024

Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024