Sob

Standing On Business

“Girl how you and your man been?”

“I’m not speaking to him, i’m sob.

by Dalingoudntkno614 November 29, 2023

sigh and sob

to sigh.... and cry...... what did you expect?

person 1: was ur name skeppyscrib?
person 2: NO NO NO NO
person 1: HAHAHAHAHA
person 2:sigh and sob

by hannahrosewastaken February 26, 2021

sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.

Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!

by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015

Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.

“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”

by Nototerror June 17, 2020

SOB

SOB is "Standing On Business"

SOB is "Standing On Business" which half of uu hoes can't do

by STANDING ON BUSINESS November 22, 2023

Glaze Sobbing

when someone sob reacts another person even though the message (they sent) wasn’t funny (usually means they’re glazing them)

That wasn’t even funny they’re Glaze Sobbing

by allthegliterr February 26, 2025

SOB

Seal on a bed sheet. A flag that is usually a blank color with a seal or coat of arms in the middle.
SOBs are are almost always really bad flags due to being overly complex and or boring,

Ex. Most US state flags

Wisconsin's flag is an SOB, pretty boring to be honest.

by Kwit kam January 6, 2023