When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010
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The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016
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Get the Snail mug.Kenny: Angi is hot for you.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.
by indho March 22, 2009
Get the snail butter mug.A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partner's chest or face. Sort of a female counterpart to teabagging.
by lollers May 11, 2006
Get the snail trail mug.When a woman where's no underwear. Referring to the silver "snail trail" she will leave on places she sits.
by DJ-Chuckles November 6, 2009
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