sneeze scale

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10

"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."

by shartsicle October 15, 2014

Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023

Sneeze Labor

When the pre-emptive feeling of a sneeze's inevitable presence completely succumbs your entire body and you can't seem to summon enough power to get it out.

According to many doctors the best way to end you sneeze labor is to quickly turn your head 90º into the nearest light and say purple repeatedly as fast as you possibly can.

by snuggiefortwo December 19, 2010

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 17, 2020

Anal Sneeze

A breif, violent fart.

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"

by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008

Hershey Sneeze

While having anal sex right at the climax you let out a god awful sneeze and accidently shit out your asshole

I was balls deep in that guys ass last night but then had a hershey sneeze, there was shit everywhere.

by GetMeATissue October 9, 2009

Bitch Sneeze

Self explanatory. A person who has a very soft sneeze or a wimpy person. Also referred as pussy sneeze/wimpy sneeze.

It is derived from the latin root bitch and the greek word sneeze.

1) Bailey has a bitch sneeze.

2) You're such a bitch sneeze.

by hxc_bitch_sneeze March 14, 2011