slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

Swapping data

To exchange genetic material/DNA with another, typically in the form of bodily fluids through an erotic act.

Sorry I didn't get you back bruh, was swapping data with that THOT.

by lexemes_and_memes September 21, 2018

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

Slapping ass month

In October people are allowed to go around slapping people’s ass’s and not get in trouble so girls/guys can slap each others ass’s

“Omg Jake Tyler just slapped my ass” - Anna
“Welp it’s October which means it’s slapping ass month”- Jake

by Gothgirlcliche October 6, 2020

stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

by pdtd December 3, 2021

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011