Sloane

Crazy but chill bitch

“I love her, she’s such a sloane. She’s also a stoner”

by slaone March 22, 2025

ashley sloan

The most basic white there is out there. Super nice and funny!!!!!!

she is sooooo an ashley sloan

by edentheeater December 4, 2016

Sloane

A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.

They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.

“Oh god, he’s in Sloane mode. Run!”

by Serjy November 26, 2018

Sloane

Very empathic and caring. She is beautiful and intelligent. Boys love her and she has many friends. Anyone who meets her will instantly be in love. She is smoking hot and often has beautiful hair (brown/blonde). She’s funny and sometimes can be very dirty minded.

Guy 1: “That girl is so pretty. She is definitely a Sloane. I wish I could be her boyfriend!”
Girl 1: “She is my best friend. I know she is so kind and awesome. She’s also extremely beautiful!”
Guy 2: “Oh my…”

by Smileyfaceyass February 24, 2025

Sloane

A backstabbing bitch liar Sloane is. And a damn good one too. Or so she’s thinks. She thinks it’s ok to lie to everyone. Her dark hair is curly, and her dark eyes tell the truth about whether she’s lying or not. Most of the time she is. She turns on her own friends and she thinks she’s so great.

Wanda: “Dammit. That Sloane is such a little bitch.”
Riley: “what now?”
Wanda: “She told everyone who you liked and didn’t tell you!”
Riley: “that little bitch”

by I have no fucking friends December 11, 2017

Sloane

Sloane is such a crackhead 😜 “monkey tbh”
And freaking gorgeous!! Thic low key but a dream stan. Loves anime and her friends. Really kind and thoughtful too.

“Is that nicki manaj?” “no that’s just Sloane”

by Livlaughlove May 14, 2022

Alex Sloane

Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness

Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane

by King Kerrod November 24, 2019