First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
by JazzyJews September 20, 2020
Get the Slippery Samsonmug. by MekelT August 9, 2017
Get the Slippery devilmug. A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!
Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
Get the slippery skankmug. by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 9, 2018
Get the Slippery Snakemug. The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.
by Gator Johnny July 8, 2019
Get the Slippery Willymug. A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.
Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?
Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!
Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!
by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020
Get the Slippery strawmug. by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011
Get the Slippery Penguinmug.