Slippery Timmy

Any sex act involving the use of a poker chip as an instrument of penetration, said sex act naturally requiring significant amounts of lube.

I was keeping up while the class was talking parlays and hardways but when they got to Slippery Timmys I knew i needed to find a real casino.

by FunkyTuba January 31, 2021

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Slippery Snake

A back stabbing,lying, two faced hoe that likes to act fake to you and then goes behind your back.

Apparently *snakes name* is a slippery snake.

by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 09, 2018

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Slippery straw

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

by bigjaydaddy May 06, 2020

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Slippery Kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo in someones asshole and blowing into it to get them high.

want to do a slippery kazoo?

by joooooooooooooooooooebiden January 10, 2023

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Slippery sunrise

After a long night of hard, kinky butt sex; you gather up the leftover truffle butter. When it is morning, and that beautiful sunrise peaks, you lather that man jam all over her face and eyes. So she can see the true beauty of that slippery sunrise ( :

Guy 1: dude like my girlfriend had never really seen a sunset until this morning
Guy 2: why not?
Guy 1: because she had never seen it with butt jizz in her face before
Guy 2: what .. you mean like a slippery sunrise?

by J Pete April 27, 2018

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