Slippery sunrise

After a long night of hard, kinky butt sex; you gather up the leftover truffle butter. When it is morning, and that beautiful sunrise peaks, you lather that man jam all over her face and eyes. So she can see the true beauty of that slippery sunrise ( :

Guy 1: dude like my girlfriend had never really seen a sunset until this morning
Guy 2: why not?
Guy 1: because she had never seen it with butt jizz in her face before
Guy 2: what .. you mean like a slippery sunrise?

by J Pete May 30, 2018

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Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

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