A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.
Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?
Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!
Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!
by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020
Get the Slippery straw mug.First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
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