slippery harpoon

The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.

Jack went nuts at the party and attempted a slippery harpoon on Jane and all her friends.

by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010

Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass

It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.

by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011

slippery skank

A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!

Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?

Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

Slippery Snake

A back stabbing,lying, two faced hoe that likes to act fake to you and then goes behind your back.

Apparently *snakes name* is a slippery snake.

by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 9, 2018

Slippery Willy

The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.

Slippery Willy did have sexual relations with the woman.

by Gator Johnny July 8, 2019

Slippery devil

When a man over lubes his dick, and repeatedly chants hail Satan during sex

Trace was such a slippery devil last night.

by MekelT August 9, 2017

Slippery straw

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020