slack water

Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

The makers of the personal hygiene product Depend® Fitted Maximum Protection Briefs for Men approve of this definition.

I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014

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Twitch Slack

The amount of bedding you pack between your 'twitchy' sleeping partner and yourself so that your sleep isn't disturbed by them pulling on the blankets as they toss and turn.

"Man, Janette was so restless last night I had to pack major twitch slack just to get some sleep".

by Don74 September 8, 2016

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Drive By Slacking

The process of visiting a slack channel, asking a question, and never been seen again.

Don't bother answering that question, he is just drive by slacking.

by slackwise April 26, 2019

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Jack it and slack it

The action of “jacking it” (beating the absolute fuck out of your dick) and then “slacking it “ (lying around and not doing anything

Me: When I get home I finna jack it and slack it

Random nigga: vro same that’s like all I’ve been doing lately
Me: wait who tf are you

by Inatehiggers May 27, 2018

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Slack receipt

The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.

Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.

by Cialexander April 12, 2020

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