Skype Pirate

This individual uses Skype or other videophone technology to relay live footage to a home viewer of sporting events, movies, or other live pay-per-view performances.

Bevis: Do you see that Skype Pirate over there in section 203?

Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.

by juancho September 4, 2014

Skype fatigue

Skype fatigue occurs when one grows so weary from the lack of physical contact in a long distance relationship that one begins to resent Skype as though it were responsible.

On her 100th day apart from Darren, Amy developed a case of Skype fatigue and spent the entire day in bed, sobbing, completely unable to even look at her laptop.

by PrairiePaloma November 5, 2012

Major Skyping

When talking on Skype takes a hard left turn, leading to unspeakable acts being transmitted through video.

S. told Y. she better get ready for major skyping because shit was about to get real online.

by BigPoppa1234 August 17, 2012

Skype Time

Timing a given event using previously entered IM messages of an ongoing Skype Conversation.

Dude: Dude we should keep track of how long this will take, do you have a stopwatch?

Other Dude: Nah, let's Skype Time it!

by m0nk3ynu1s1234 May 23, 2013

skype bone

To engage in sexual activity with someone via Skype.

Dan: Hey, wanna hit the bar?
Fred: Can't, gotta skype bone with Ellen tonight.

by cougarmama November 3, 2013

Skype Daddy

Industry slang for a corporate AVP’s authoritarian alter-ego. A corporate autocrat.

Also sometimes referred to as, “Boblo Escobar”.

Skype Daddy sure did lay down the law when he found out that she wanted to save all of her annual surplus.

by Dr. Myron Jules Gordon August 3, 2019

Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.

I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.

by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011