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Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.
Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!
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skippy

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.
1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"
by luke April 9, 2005
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A pellet or BB gun is all you need when on a skippy safari
by lucky December 6, 2003
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I love Skippy Chunky Peanut butter, whenever I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
by Saints November 4, 2003
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Acting in a way that resembles a homosexual frog, constantly drinking diet coke, and not being able to speak a full sentence without stuttering.
Why is that guy such a skippy, he is always touching little boys
by the sweatiest man alive March 26, 2019
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A coded phrase that distinguishly means "fuck tha police !"
derived in the Stafford, Virginia area.
pronounced skipayyyyy.
"AWHHHH SHIT THE 5-0 !"
"SKIPPY !"
by Miggalicious September 3, 2009
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Only the cutest horse ever known to man, er... horse-kind.
Whoa. You're like, nearly half as gorgeous as Skippy. Wait.. maybe not.
by Skippy December 16, 2004
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