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Skanky clause

The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.
On Christmas Eve, I will pull a skanky clause at the daycare.
by Soggytoe743 March 2, 2024
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skanky

a person named kennith with no filter for other’s feelings.
there goes skanky! same as always.
by rulesforday November 25, 2021
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skanky ass slut

that one bestfriend of yours that is a total whore who fucks anyone who walks. also goes by the name ivy
you know that skanky ass slut ivy? she's fucking with ariels man
by skanky ass slut January 3, 2018
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Skanky Muniz

Skanky Muniz is a female rapper/porn star who starred in such films as Agent Jody Skanks and Mal Comes in the Middle alongside Jizzy McGuire
Skanky Muniz fucks shit up on the daily. She said she was dating Amanda Bynes but it’s bullshit. That makes her a Big Fat Liar
by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019
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Skanky Allen

The act of two men having sex with each other and then the other man sucking the shit off his dick.
Bro, I gave him the best Skanky Allen yesterday he will be back for more in the morning.
by Thebigboss1998 January 27, 2021
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Skanky wiggly

Benin dog growth in the nipple region
Person 1: ew is that skanky wiggly contagious
by A_real_wave April 12, 2021
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Nintendo’s skanky whore

Hey there Jurre! Its me Joeri! Lets have a threesome with Nintendo’s skanky whore.
by JoeDenRi May 25, 2020
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