A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.
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by jon hiddle August 25, 2006
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A new poc addition to the mcu who is extremely attractice and solos all your faves! He can act and dance! Speaking of acting, he plays a new role in the mcu as Shangchi in his new superior movie Shangchi and the Ten rings. Did i mention that he's unproblematic? Simu has many talents and is funny and strong! Your faves could never! We all welcome him into the mcu! No-one does it like him!
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by k2aileron December 10, 2008
Get the Food-Simulator mug.noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.
Synonym: Jose Lopez
Synonym: Jose Lopez
Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
by Splusm March 1, 2015
Get the Simpleton mug.A portmanteau of simultaneous and listen, a simulisten occurs when two or more people in an IRC channel, on Facebook, or on a message board decide to listen to an album simultaneously. Usually accompanied by unanimous praise and multiple users quoting the lyrics.
Adam: dude bro wanna simulisten that new eminem shit
Billy: shit yeah bro gimme a sec to queue it up
Adam: okay ready, 3 2 1 GO
Billy: fuck yeah
Charlie: what are you two idiots doing
Adam: we're simulistening the new eminem joint, you in?
Billy: shit yeah bro gimme a sec to queue it up
Adam: okay ready, 3 2 1 GO
Billy: fuck yeah
Charlie: what are you two idiots doing
Adam: we're simulistening the new eminem joint, you in?
by z-totha-rb November 5, 2010
Get the simulisten mug.1. A plan that is uncomplicated and easy to understand.
2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.
3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.
2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.
3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.
1. "Look, it's a simple plan: In the event of a volcanic eruption, get the hell out of town."
2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."
3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."
2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."
3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."
by Azhrei Vep December 15, 2008
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