Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

Sergeant Of Simps

A boy (usually named Tanner) simps over a girl so hard that he gets kicked out of the boys.

Oh boy... Here comes Tanner “The Sergeant Of Simps”

by Rx.420 February 6, 2020

i hate simps

It means i hate people who does too much for a girl

John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

Queen Of Simps

Belle Delphine

Random person- Belle dolphin is the queen of simps

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 5, 2020

dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!

What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes

by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016

Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

by Luka June 21, 2004

oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 30, 2008