Turtlehead Shuffle

When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.

Ben- Dude you smell like shit

Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle

Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!

by cee jay 1634 January 18, 2010

dirty jersey shuffle

a hiphop dance started in New Jersey that goes along with the song "the dirty jersey shuffle" created by Expo, a new jersey native.

yo we were gettin twisted in the club the other night, we were in that bitch doin the dirty jersey shuffle.

by j ruggz June 26, 2008

ten knuckle shuffle

When masterbating or having sex and instead of using one hand, you use two, hence the term "ten knuckle"

Yo, Samantha gave me the best ten knuckle shuffle I've ever had last night!

by QuinoaSalad March 12, 2017

titty shuffle

A titty dance involving at least two pairs of tits where the nipples would touch and sway across the titties. They often caress one another in titty harmony.

Why is that Jenna always wants to titty shuffle with every girl she meets at a rave?

by Chung Li April 13, 2011

White Man Shuffle

Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.

Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.

Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!

Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.

Anthony: What a cunt.

White Man Boogie

by MrGorsky April 2, 2011

Kansas City Shuffle

The storyline of the 2006 film Lucky Number Slevin uses a "Kansas City Shuffle" as the primary plot device. As Mr. Goodkat mentions, "A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks left, you go right." The origin of its name is revealed when a cover version of the song, performed by J. Ralph, plays at the end of the film. An item of interest regarding the Kansas City Shuffle is that while you've been reading this I've been fucking your mom.

For an example of the Kansas City Shuffle, see above.

by i.am.ichi July 7, 2010

Shuffleromancy

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer

Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!

by Heloise July 23, 2008