The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.
by Captain Rummidew December 14, 2011
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Schroedinger/Einstein claimed that after an hour with the box lid closed, the cat must be either dead or alive, each with 50% probability - this is just common sense. Bohr/Heisenberg claimed that with the lid closed, the cat is neither alive nor dead, but 50% alive AND 50% dead at the same time. That is the cat is in 2 mutually exclusive states at the same time!
Bohr's position is the "Principle of Superposition" and is central to quantum physics.
Empirical experments show that Bohr was correct, and Schroedinger wrong - up to a point. If the observer happens to be in the box, he will see what Schroedinger asserts. If the observer is out of the box and cannot see inside the box, then Bohr is right.
So Bohr and Schroedinger were both neither right nor wrong! What irony. The answer is "who is asking". Is the observer privy (entangled) with the cat or not. Note: this is unrelated to the popular concept that "the observer influences the observed". There is no influence by the observer.
Schroedinger/Einstein claimed that after an hour with the box lid closed, the cat must be either dead or alive, each with 50% probability - this is just common sense. Bohr/Heisenberg claimed that with the lid closed, the cat is neither alive nor dead, but 50% alive AND 50% dead at the same time. That is the cat is in 2 mutually exclusive states at the same time!
Bohr's position is the "Principle of Superposition" and is central to quantum physics.
Empirical experments show that Bohr was correct, and Schroedinger wrong - up to a point. If the observer happens to be in the box, he will see what Schroedinger asserts. If the observer is out of the box and cannot see inside the box, then Bohr is right.
So Bohr and Schroedinger were both neither right nor wrong! What irony. The answer is "who is asking". Is the observer privy (entangled) with the cat or not. Note: this is unrelated to the popular concept that "the observer influences the observed". There is no influence by the observer.
by Litwitquak January 11, 2008
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Schrödinger’s Irony is when a meme is racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise offensive. The OP of the meme decides if it was ironic or not based on the reception it gets, thus being ironic and non-ironic at the same time.
“It’s Schrödinger’s Irony! My meme is racist and not funny, you say? Well then it was merely ironic!”
by geosaltss April 1, 2020
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Complete origin of the term is unknown, but it's been used in multiple contexts.
Complete origin of the term is unknown, but it's been used in multiple contexts.
A: Good lord, it seems like we're taking crap from all sides nowadays. Who knew being Jewish was such a crime.
B: We're Schrodinger's Whites, dude. At this rate, we might as well just go back to the B.C. days of insulting non-Jews for being non-Jews.
B: We're Schrodinger's Whites, dude. At this rate, we might as well just go back to the B.C. days of insulting non-Jews for being non-Jews.
by ThatShyKidAndrew November 15, 2018
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Erwin Schrodinger
by Fephisto November 11, 2003
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Schrodinger's Fucker: Your an asshole.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.
by BobtheCob January 18, 2021
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Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
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Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading
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Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading
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