shittietemple

when you get head on the toilet and you got the runs

man i had the runs but i wanted some head so she came in and gave me a shittietemple

by i8urpnis June 8, 2024

shifties

Based on swifties, shifties shift from celebrity to another based on who is the talk of the town.

"Megan and her friend dropped Taylor Swift for Sabrina Carpenter. Whant a bunch of shifties."

by nadoklm January 21, 2025

ultimate shotties

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015

The Shittest Cunt

The Shittest Cunt is by far the worst of all Shit Cunts. It's a status achieved by few and an insult not to be used lightly.
These cunts take the actions of your average Shit Cunt to a new level.

You know that Ponzi Scheme guy from DCA - Ash Balanian !?? HE IS THE SHITTEST CUNT !!

by Justice Dept March 31, 2024

World's Shittest Bar

Awal Avenue, Juffair in Bahrain is the location of The World's Shittest Bar. It is visited on the annual Bahrain Cultural Trip where pilgrims must drink at least one pint before staggering out into the searing heat of Bahrain.
Nobody knows the name of the bar - or remembers exactly how to get there. But it is very real - and very shit.

Archie - "Fancy a pint in the World's Shittest Bar, Billy?"
Billy - "No. Let's go."

by MaccieG August 20, 2023

Shit Gets Shittier

When things get shittier.

P1: Bro hows that test?
P2: Man shit gets shittier with every word :(

by JoeDucking January 6, 2026