Shitstorm

The releasing of so much crap out of your rectum, you make a shit hurricane into the toilet bowl, that is how you get a Shitstorm.

I just had a shitstorm.
There are stains on the toilet from the shitstorm.

by Oldscouterza March 25, 2025

Shitstika

Fecal matter resembling the once prominent symbol of the commander of the Third Richè.

Person 1: omg I genuinely got shit coming out my ass but I also want to open the pathway to Agartha... what to do?
Person 2: the prophecy commands that you can smear your poop in a shitstika to revive Adolf.
Person 1: (lokirkinly opens the gates and Adolf genuinely comes through and Kirk's everyone)

by Devin Maher January 8, 2026

Canadian Shitstorm

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Venitian shitstorm

When you shit in your hand and then throw the turd at an open window with the ventitian blinds down so they slice the turd into little pieces.

I was so mad so mad for her to break up with me so I gave her a Venitian shitstorm

by HomoHobbit May 2, 2024