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Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022
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Don’t call me Shirley!

This line is spoken by Dr. Rumack, played by Leslie Nielson, in the film Airplane!
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Julia seen Sharlene at the party and thought she was Shirley, so she said “Hi, Shirley! Nice hairdo!”. However, Sharlene didn’t take it that well and slapped Julia in the face “Don’t call me Shirley!” she huffed and left.
by elixrramen July 23, 2020
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wacky shirley

When a woman receives oral sex while sitting on a man's face and reading her Twitter feed on her phone.
John was so bad at sex that I just did a Wacky Shirley.
by Veronica Came December 12, 2015
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wacky shirley

When a girl sits on a guys face and reads her tweets.
How was your date?

Oh good! I wacky shirley -ed, which was good for me. :)
by Atah8 February 28, 2016
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shirley knot

When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.
Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!
by poirotgrl July 21, 2019
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Shirley rindosh

A girl who is beautiful thick as oatmeal has a big ass and loves one person
Shirley rindosh stop sucking his dick he's Mexican but she keeps going because she is in love with him
by El taco the original June 9, 2019
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Shirley rindosh

A girl who is beautiful thick as oatmeal has a big ass and loves one person
Shirley rindosh stop sucking his dick he's Mexican but she keeps going because she is in love with him
by El taco the original June 9, 2019
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