Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018

Shell Shock

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.

Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves

by KossB May 11, 2006

grockle shell

A west country term meaning caravan

I wish there was no bloody grockle shells on the road

by chillibabe February 7, 2009

turtle shell

the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell

damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell

her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell

by ashleyshubes May 2, 2009

nut-shell

cute & loving chimpmunk who loves to eat nuts! She likes football players! she loves to joke around and have fun!!!

morgan and dean love nut-shell!

by M_lil_spickner November 16, 2006

sea shell

Sea shelling is when a man goes on a QUEST to cum inside of a girls ear.

The couple was going at it when Ben asked if he could sea shell Kelly. When she agreed she had no idea what was coming. She died of an ear infection a week later.

by Andrew Meyers August 14, 2007

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018