samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

Seersucking

To be wearing a seersucker print. A person who is wearing a seersucker suit is seersucking.

Man that dude is seersucking so hard, his stripes are about to fall off

by Fratattack June 21, 2011

Samera

Common name of a woman that is sex on legs who encourages male wet dreams. Samera's are extremely big headed and boast about their vast experience in bed, their ridiculously huge tits, or the fact that your boyfriend probably wants to nail her. Samera's are always pestered by locals for her juicy juicy mangos.

Samera a woman with juicy juicy mangos

by soph15 December 23, 2011

sejer

Sejer is a person that's loving and caring and awesome. If you ever meet a Sejer you will immediately feel better about youself and want to be with them. naming you child Sejer will automaticaly grant them godlike powers and make them awesome. Sejer is the best.

You found a Sejer, throw a ball at it to catch it.

by SoySauce28 September 22, 2020

Seger

Instead of spelling seizure ryan the retard said seger

"It aint having a seger its replayed"

by CarlosTheMexicanImmigrant February 15, 2021

Site Seer

Someone who goes to a funeral or viewing when they didn't even know the person; Someone who barely knew the person then acts like they were their best friends once they die. A fake person trying to act important to gain attention; A Poser.

Bill: Man what's Caitlin doing here? She's bawling like she was her best friend since birth.
Bob: Oh, well she had a math class with her back in pre-school.
Bill: Ahh, she's a Site Seer.

by Bill Cooley March 4, 2008