semen cape

a massive load of cum taken on someone's back that resembles a cape when dried out

Sam walked around the party sporting a semen cape on his back that Alex gave to him earlier that night.

by Jergens Mousemallow December 21, 2008

Bo-Selector

Similar to "Yo, DJ". Bo in this case is a salutation and/or interjection and "selector" is a name for someone who "selects" which records to play - like a DJ.

Can also be used as a celebration.

or as an expression of grief.

"Bo-Selector! Spin some phat tunes man."

"Bo-Selector! I've just won the 1st prize at the WI raffle!"

"awww, bo-selector, that was my last 50 pence"

by Spacey October 6, 2003

At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007

Selectively social

Someone who is uncomfortable socialising with people they don't know. They only talk to a select few people they feel very close to. They hate crowds of strangers.

Taylor is selectively social, she hates people.

by Depressedcat October 5, 2016

dog semen

A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.

How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!

by The Lake June 9, 2014

lost at the select screen

1. Choosing low tier characters

2. Choosing the wrong groove

3. Choosing any of the OTHER 48 characters in MvC2

"LOL SERVBOT?? LOST AT SELECT SCREEN!!"

"Dude you are gonna get so reamed, you basically lost at the select screen."

"S groove?"

by Tweakumz July 8, 2003

selec

One of the sexiest cs player ever live selec is almighty.... but stuck in a cal-o clan that isnt going anywhere, but that doesnt matter selec feel like trainnig them cal-o scrubs into super cs player... but there isnt any hope for MKX aka MASTER KLUTCHER X <--wat ever that means anyways selec aka </3 pwned mkx on a 1 v 1 duel MKX claim he was sleepy but in reality he suXOrs!! SELEC IS RAWRRRR LIKE A MOTHER FUCK

Oh shit selec is fucking BS Domed my fucking ass like ten times - quoted by other playes also by mkx

by selec^ May 5, 2005