middle schooler hello sister

yeah go listen to it. its really really really good honestly.

and yes im a middle schooler for the love of god.

just a face in the crowd so far from faaaaaaaaame........
nobody even knows my name!
i'm wide-eyeeeeeeeeed
i'm so shyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm tongue-tied, caught up in confusion
i'm finding
i'm losing my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind..............................................!
freaking out like a middle schooler!!!!

middle schooler hello sister

by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022

Far-schooler

A dude who lives way too far from school. Real good house placement, man.

Person A: "Yo, where's Person B?"
Person C: "They're late again."
Person A: "Dang, for the third time? They're really such a far-schooler."

by Kronie12 March 14, 2024

Thrusting a middle schooler

–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)

2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.

"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."

by BKmyWAY November 16, 2010

Bishop Perowne high schoolers

A breed apart from most humans, these vile creatures are among the saddest and most repulsive things on planet Earth. Usually hanging around a bin playing fucking geometry dash, we have the year 7's. Around the minivans, you can discover the wild year 8 and 9's, who are normally making sexual jokes to their butt buddies. Finally, In the toilets you would find year 10 and 11's, who make sweet sweet love to their butt buddies.

Hey year seven where is year ten?
Oh over in the toilets fucking his friend!
Typical of Bishop Perowne High Schoolers!

by Nonce u saw on the street May 27, 2019

Good Aussie High schooler

A very rare occurrence many people only come across a few times in their life

Person 1: hey look its a good aussie high schooler
Person 2: My god...

by jackmasseywelshJK June 14, 2022

ugly high schooler kid

"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!

Sheesh, look at that ugly high schooler kid, she must be a jerk.

by xXanonymousleoXx June 27, 2022

respectful middle schooler

an extremely rare type of middle schooler that doesnt try to become popular or get a girl. usually actually care about their grades, have an actual attention span, and think about other people's feelings first.
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells

Person 1: Dude, Kid 1 actually tries to help out in the classroom instead of shouting.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.

by icicle57 October 9, 2025