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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Electric schlide

When the penis inserted while simultaneously removing one's hand from the shocker position. Not to be confused with the popular dance, the Electric Slide
Friend 1:My gf loves the shocker, so I decided to hit her with the Electric Schlide

Friend 2: Yeaahhhh
by Long Leg Papa August 22, 2019
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Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.
Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened
by Vombat May 2, 2020
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Felix Schliemann

a term used often as British slang for "emo"
bro your such an Felix Schliemann!!!
by goobie snoob January 6, 2024
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Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku
by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008
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