Jewfro Samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. Jewfro Samurai's are extremely good at video games, and have god like penises. They are also fucking amazing, and are great in bed. Do not under any circumstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will fuck you up.
Kid: Dude! Jewfro Samurai just cut that guys head off!
Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)
Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...
Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!
Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)
Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...
Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!
by Je3wfro Samur1 June 29, 2009
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The master of the dark, hard and exteme sex. He is a bloody assasin, killer, and a rapist. He rapes fighting girls like Chun Li and lesbian girls. After raping a girl he kills them leaving a great blood sign along his way. His physical form is like Katsu from Samurai X. He is more powerful than the evil demons.
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I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
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I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
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