Brown Sandy

when someone forcefully shoves sand into your anus

Tom: You have a good time at the beach?

Dave: Naw, my girlfriend gave me a brown sandy after i dunked her in the water. I've been shitting sand all day.

by curlifro92 June 15, 2011

Sandy ney

When someone gets their booty hole licked while they piss.

Last night this girl gave me the best sandy ney in the family restroom.

by Mitchell watkins December 9, 2017

Sandy Lane

When you sit down on sand and a trail of sand is coating your ass crack.

My friend went to the beach and developed a sandy lane in his pants.

by Bighuge347 January 16, 2013

Dirty Sandi

A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.

While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.

I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.

I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss

I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.

by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018

Sandy Karma

The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are

Max and Jasmine.

Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?

by MaxanddJasmine March 2, 2011

sandy mustache

to engage in oral sex, usually performed on a woman, without cleaning the sand off of ones face

despite being covered in sand, he gave her the old "sandy mustache"

by asna rosie May 12, 2007