super sandy

a mixture of captain morgan, sailor jerry, the kraken, moonshine and pineapple juice in a pitcher. guaranteed to cause as much damage as its predecessor

guy: this is a great party your throwing
guy 2: thanks, joe says hes bringing super sandy later on
guy: oh shit

by Mr.Kanuckles January 19, 2013

Sandy Larouche

(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.

Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.

by Boombox Billy November 26, 2011

Brown Sandy

when someone forcefully shoves sand into your anus

Tom: You have a good time at the beach?

Dave: Naw, my girlfriend gave me a brown sandy after i dunked her in the water. I've been shitting sand all day.

by curlifro92 June 15, 2011

Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss

I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.

by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018

Dirty Sandi

A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.

While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.

I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.

I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Sandy Karma

The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are

Max and Jasmine.

Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?

by MaxanddJasmine March 2, 2011

sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.

I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!

by Rick Titties November 18, 2010