spamming

someone being a dumbass on a forum and posting useless crap of no relevance or amusement.

"is the time before time."

"I swear guys, I'm not a trool, and I wasn't spamming"

by Garett July 3, 2006

Dick Slamming

Dick slamming describes someone who derives pleasure from repeatedly slamming his penis against an object with a hinge or slide mechanism, such as: toilet seats, bank vaults, cd cases, cars and doors.

He had a doorgasm from dick slamming the front door.

by lin1134114 December 9, 2008

slamming ham

Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.

I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.

by Rexual B. January 6, 2009

real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Summing

Sport or recreation

Bob: "Do you like summing?"
Jake: "Ya, I play baseball all the time"

by Isabellathefirst January 13, 2009

scamming the squirrel

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.

Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"

by Cut Master November 7, 2007

sammin

SAMMIN - Adjective - When somebody is a douche and is a super tryhard at everything (especially cross country running). Example: Stopping to ties his/her shoes and or use restroom.

That douche over there sure is sammin it up! He already fell... back during the easy workout and says he 'got lost'. What a fag.

by evencoolernow February 24, 2011