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salami attack

"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary

In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).
Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.
by RandomGai October 4, 2021
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Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone
Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami
by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019
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peppering the salami

The act of a man giving anal sex without the girl douching before. usually resulting in fecal matter on the male genetalia, wich means he got his salami peppered.
Man 1: dude i screwed this dirty bitch in the ass last night and she didnt even douche!

Man 2: Umm i really dont want to hear about you "peppering the salami"
by spnky64 March 9, 2010
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salami gusher

When you syringe a type of drink in your urethra and someone sucks your dick for a flavored surprise.
Bro, stop wasting time eating pineapple and give her a salami gusher.
by Tonyshoki June 10, 2022
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Salami Shit

When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.
Dude after last night i took suchhhh a salami shit!
by SlammySammySalamiShooter December 31, 2011
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Spencer’s Salami

Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.
Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami
by YesPapa47 July 30, 2021
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sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.
Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.
by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016
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