SWAB

Acronym for: Sex-positive, Woman-centered, Adult lifestyle Blog. In an effort to tap into the market segment represented by women, many mainstream porn websites have developed female-friendly blogs.

I love that blog -- it's so SWAB. As a woman, I feel that it speaks to my views on sexuality.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010

SWAB

A young lady who responds to a gentlemans attempts to get into her knickers with monosyllabic disinterest.
A Single Word Answer Bitch.

"She looks well fit, but I tried chatting her up, and she's a right SWAB!"

by BadBeast December 15, 2009

skabs

The abdominal muscles visible by virtue of being unhealthily skinny rather than muscular. Since these lack much tone, their aesthetic quality is nil except for in gay "twink" pornography.

When he took off his shirt, I was happy to see the 6-pack until I realized they were just skabs.

by April Kimble June 25, 2007

Stabscotch

When someone, usually drunk, puts their hand on the table and spreads their fingers out and uses a knife to stab quickly between them. Also known as the Knife Game.

"I cut the shit out of my fingers last night when I tried to play stabscotch, I really shouldn't drink so much"

by Pastor Travis March 24, 2008

SwagSwag

Ill, fresh, legitness. An attitude oozed by the elite of the elite.

Derrick Williams and Solomon Hill can't even help how fresh they are; everywhere they go, everything they do, everything they touch automatically turns into pure ol' SwagSwag.

by Jchicity April 22, 2011

Lung Scabs

Wounds that form inside your lungs after smoking the "down town brown" or another type of low grade marijuana through a blunt. It usually takes 4 or more consecutive blunts of nasty mersh to begin developing lung scabs. What happens is that the dirty bud smoke rips away at your lung tissue and gross resin forms on your lungs, as the resin begins to fall off your lungs, they try to heal but further smoking blunts will impede the healing process forming what is infamously known as lung scabs.

Hippie 1: we smoked like 10 blunts of down town brown at that party last night...

Hippie 2: *coughing up goo and gunk chunks on floor* UGHhhhh

Hippie 1: Look those lung scabs!

Hippie 2: I think im about to die, Fuck your mersh

by Dratini July 1, 2011

Hot Swab

When you cum on a girl and you grab your balls and sack right below your shaft and make your sack taught, then use that to rub in the cum.

**In the military a mop is called a swab, and when you hot swab the decks, you are hot mopping. This came up during CS-1 cleaning stations on board the mighty USS NIMITZ (CVN 68) and a very famous sailor who we will just call "OD" created this to become a great like the angry pirate, blumpkin, etc.

"I heard that cumming on a pregnant girls stomach helps her from gettig stretch marks, so after I blew my load on her, I hot swabbed that shit!"

by OD4 May 14, 2013