by saket yo April 26, 2011

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.
Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.
by Lard1 February 22, 2011

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet
by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

by uberskllzmcgee12 March 13, 2010

by Optimus Coupe' March 31, 2009

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
by Kibosh January 8, 2008

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.
by TsideApe August 29, 2013
