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Smegma

Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.
damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite
by chefcanyon January 15, 2022
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smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.
Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm
by HillClint January 15, 2022
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ohio skibidi smegma

its baiscally another word for calling someone very cool
Ur koala:so ohio skibidi smegma
Ur pet:urmm what the sigma
by jsanormal_person124okie September 24, 2024
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smegma

smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene
im gonna rub my smegma all over you
by anonymous January 7, 2025
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Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.
Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!
by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025
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Smegma Bucket

A person who enjoins having smegma be discarded either in or on themselves
Person 1: Uhhhh! yeah baby, take my smegma
Person 2: Ahww yeah im your little smegma bucket!!!
by Smegma SwallowerXXX August 29, 2025
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Smegma cube

When you get a toothpick rub it around your foreskin and gather all of the smegma you have been saving up and shape it into a cube.
You can eat it for a snack.
Yo let’s make a smegma cube and save it for the UFC fights later.
by SFJah October 18, 2025
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