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smegma male

a smegma male is an individual of the male race that smells and acts like he eats dick cheese.
by smegma male 123 December 16, 2023
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smegma

this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good
that boy's got a lot of smegma nice
by bbc van traicy January 11, 2023
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Smegma

A dance that was founded by both a TikTok producer and the YouTube star Jay Swingler of TGF
Guy 1: mate why is that dude flapping hims arms about for?
Guy 2: He's doing the smegma dance bro!
Guy 1: ohh that's what that is!
by TheGhxstFrom_GR August 30, 2023
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Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater
Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA
by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018
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smegma overload

When crumbly cheese thickens (1.5 inches) your long johns. Example: "Your pyjamas smell of smegma overload" said Mandy to John
by Dryer sudocrem March 10, 2023
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smegma

smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene
im gonna rub my smegma all over you
by anonymous January 7, 2025
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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