Slipknot

Slipknot is AWESOME! but a lot of people dont like them for some odd reason. just cause people kunt understand them, they dont like them. jeese. you fuck faces are so ignorant. there's abnd for every person, and if you dont like slipknot, then dont talk about them. gosh, people these days are all just shit talkers. Slipknot is the most defined word/band on this site. and the people who say that they are the biggest scam, have no talent, are mainstream, or teenie bopper/popular, why are you defining them? you are only causing them to BE more popular...jeese louise. ok, i'm done. but let this be known:
SLIPKNOT FUCKING RULES AND OWNS YOU ALL!

Slipknot is fucking awesome.

by Meany November 12, 2004

slipknot

Shitty band which you hear when you flick through the shit cable channels on cable or when you flick through the channels and you need to go for a quick piss. They all think it is cool to wear masks and make spazzy noises. They must do that for a living and think that their fans actually like them for their music. If they were blakc they could of qualified for def comedy jam

"And now here is Slipknot with"

"We really do sing like a load of reatards"

Verse 1 man with dreadlocks
We sing like reatards
We sing like reatards We sing like reatards
RETAAAURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chorus Vlade Divac look-a-like
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Verse 2 sung by a proper spaz
We also look like retards
yWe also look like retards We also look like retards

Rest of song for 2 hours
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz retaurdssssssssssssssssssss yeahhhhhhhhhhh gwafarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

KoRn: Wow I wish we were as bad as that!

by Marc August 01, 2004

slipknot

A dumb ass devil worshiping band that you cant tell anything they're saying in their songs, and that wear gay ass masks with long noses and zipping mouths and gay shit like that!

Slipknot is the gayest fuckin band ever dude! They eat dick!

by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb November 01, 2004

Slipknot

1. A type of knot used for fastening rope to poles with the ability to tighten and loosen with a slight tug

2. Some crappy nu metal band that goths worship. Cover everything with pentagrams and wear masks because they're too 'hardcore' to show their faces. Part of the nu metal era. See also shitty nu metal bands such as Korn and Linkin Park

1. I tied the tent to the stake with a traditional slip knot.

2. Goth: 'SLIPKNOT RULEZ!!!'
Me: 'Kid, either hang yourself by your bondage pants or listen music worth listening to, like the Locust or Daughters'

by Andrew February 14, 2005

Slipknot

Slipknot rocks. Joey is one of the best drummers that i have ever created. All you people that don't listen to them, I don't really care, but you really need to get a life and do something other than bash them you sick fucks. Go do something that will actually matter. Like killing yourself.

Love,
God :-D

Slipknot ROCKS MY SOCKS

by God December 18, 2004

slipknot

What should be put around the necks of all members and fans associated with this fucked up creation of a band.

And I thought God screwed up when he made the platypus.

by mytheos July 16, 2003

slipknot

An INDUSTRIAL metal band with 9 members,only three of which were in the original lineup on the mate.feed.kill.repeat. album. (<<their first. the numbers on their second cd was the barcode number on the afore mentioned cd) Some brackish pieces of shit think slipknot bought their masks... no.your wrong. all their masks are homemade and very tight and painful to wear as to add to the intesity of their music and/or live show. Slipknot is a great band, but it is not for everyone. A slipknot can also be a type of knot that is learned in boyscouts

You can't kill me cuz im already dead inside.

by Shadow of a Man February 23, 2004