Person Of Size

A polite and politically correct way of saying yourself or someone else is overweight or fat.

I need to join a gym Im becoming a person of size.

I love persons of size.

by Frihet April 19, 2009

super size me

A documentary by Morgan Spurlock where he goes on a McDiet (McDonald's diet) for 30 days and shows the dangerous effect that junk food has on you.

After watching Super Size Me I decided to go to Burger King instead.

by InjusticeForAll December 18, 2005

sweaty size

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

weak size fish

Derived from the native tongue of Tignish, Prince Edward Island. Weak is a slang term used frequently in sarcasm. Referring to a "Weak Size Fish" would mean a really big fish. It most commonly stands for the Fredericton based musicians called Weak Size Fish, with a few of their members hailing from the town of Tignish, PEI.

Welsir you caught the weak size fish eh?

I caught the weak size fish the other day.

by JohnPierre June 21, 2012

brand name size

one size smaller than your actual size.
used to inform friends who want to give you clothes what size you want, but they'll get you a size larger, so it fits.

Eric: Hey Dave, I'm going to Abercrombie and Fitch. Lemme get you something. what's you size?
Dave: Uhhhh.... XL.
Eric: Brand Name XL?
Dave: ....Yes.
Eric: I'll get you a XXL.

Brand Name Size should not actually include saying 'size'.

by dingdongpaddywack June 8, 2011

Dick Size Chart

Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck

Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand

by T.E.W. March 16, 2021

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004