Person 1: “Have you heard Selena Gomez’s new song?”
Person 2: “No, is it good?”
Person 1: “Yeah, it’s a song about Justin Bieber!”
Person 2: “again? it’s been years since they broke up, I feel so bad. She should really move on :(“
Person 2: “No, is it good?”
Person 1: “Yeah, it’s a song about Justin Bieber!”
Person 2: “again? it’s been years since they broke up, I feel so bad. She should really move on :(“
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Person:hey Selena could you help me with homework it's due tomorrow
Selena:yeah sure after I finish this game it'll be over in 30 minutes
*The next day*
Person:WTH SELENA MY HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 10 MINUTES AND I DID NOTHING
Selena:HAHA GET PRANKED LMAO
Person:ITS NOT FUNNY IM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE IF I DONT TURN THIS IN
Selena:CHILL OUT ITS JUST A JOKE
Selena:yeah sure after I finish this game it'll be over in 30 minutes
*The next day*
Person:WTH SELENA MY HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 10 MINUTES AND I DID NOTHING
Selena:HAHA GET PRANKED LMAO
Person:ITS NOT FUNNY IM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE IF I DONT TURN THIS IN
Selena:CHILL OUT ITS JUST A JOKE
by Everyoneofyousucks December 2, 2021
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