judas seat

An iron pyriamid used in middle ages as punishment.
One would be stripped naked and lowered to the Judas Seat by a system of ropes. One would be forced to sit on the point of the metal pyramid for several days. This makes it impossible for the trangressor to sleep.

Also named Judas Throne and, more commonly, Judas Cradle

"I saw him steal the bread with my own two eyes!"
"To the Judas Seat!"

by Dennis90 January 3, 2007

seat taker

a seat taker is one who takes it in the seat

When Wilson was in jail he became the best seat taker in the joint

by antous on topolots February 19, 2009

seat-stacked

When a female has extra ass. She don’t need no cushion her seat is stacked.

When a female has extra ass “She don’t need no cushion she is seat-stacked.”

by Count Krolock and Missy February 4, 2021

Thunder Seat

When a person farts on one of those long plastic bench seats at McDonalds and it makes thunder sounds. If done well enough, people on the other end will both feel and hear the thunder.

The idea is to do it as slowly as possible to get the greatest effect from the other patrons in the restaurant.

We knew we would probably be asked to leave when Micajah sat down at the thunderseat.

by MrCoffee February 26, 2003

take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

by u_lost January 18, 2008

swedish seat

n: Sexual Position. Mans starts by laying flat on his back and raising his feet as if to point toward the ceiling. Man then lets his feet fall towards his face untill toes are pointed over his head & he is looking at his knees. Woman then points his penis straight up & sits down facing away on him like a chair. Woman sits up & down on him for as long as he lasts.

She wore me out with an exotic sex position called the Swedish Seat.

by Chris Lange August 14, 2006

Seat Raped

The act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. Usually on field trips, or at parties.

Rapee: I have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (Return) What the fuck, you just seat raped me.

Raper: Move your feet lose your seat!

Rapee: Fuck You!

by Kalei June 7, 2007